a modern-day lament

i understand einstein and da vinci,
quantum physics and the theory of relativity,
but what i can't seem to understand is why
no-one wants to be friends with me.

apparently,
the fact that i can solve complex mathematical equations
doesn't necessarily mean i have any ability
when it comes to social relations.

i've memorized pi to the 34th decimal number
but i'd gladly trade that knowledge
for someone's cell phone number.
maybe hers?

i'm tired of being special
i just want to be normal
i want friends, dammit.
no more numbers!

burn the books, yeah,
maybe that'll make me look cool.